Loki feels have ruined my life.
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
you cannot listen to this song and be angry.
NOS! NEXT TIME WE WALK SOMEWHERE TO GET OUR QUESTS I WILL SING THIS UNTIL YOUR EARS WILL BLEED!
*holding a handkerchief on a stick with only stuffed animals inside* bye mom im going to california
british people are so fucking cute
they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’
they called sweaters ‘jumpers’
sneakers are ‘trainers’
they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’
fuck off you condescending twat
Most British sentence I’ve ever heard
I wanna be considered a pretty fan who’s hot enough to date a band member okay