Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Loki feels have ruined my life.

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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(Source: shogunofyellow)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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fluffy-troll:

a-new-skin-on-mars:

maxphenderson:

you cannot listen to this song and be angry.

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NOS! NEXT TIME WE WALK SOMEWHERE TO GET OUR QUESTS I WILL SING THIS UNTIL YOUR EARS WILL BLEED!

(Source: themessymystery)

iloveouterspace2k14:

*holding a handkerchief on a stick with only stuffed animals inside* bye mom im going to california

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(Source: wordlesslanguage)

sexwithashtonirwin:

I wanna be considered a pretty fan who’s hot enough to date a band member okay


(Source: panicmoon)


(Source: steviebucks)