Loki feels have ruined my life.
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT PEOPLE THIRST FOLLOW ME.
But what about my charming personality and lack of social skills :c
Okay now you guys are just playing with my emotions.
A challenger has appeared.
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death
Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!
can Americans come too
I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this
I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
jesus christ this never gets old